Breaking News: Some Bullshit Happening Somewhere





New Citizens’ Charter (Rule 6B): “Work should only be performed as long as it doesn’t interfere with holidays and time off”. Tags: skinny dipping, pinacoladas, good looking natives on the beach, sunscreen, long way from the mother in law, can’t remember


I have a friend in New Zealand. He´s a diving instructor. Reminds me of Scuba Claude. It´s that kind of friendship, where we would Skype once a year. So he Skyped me the other day. - “How your doing brother.”

You know how it is. You endure a 12-hour flight in (gah!) cattle class only to discover your suitcase has been molested. Eager to dig into the spoils, the thieves have ripped off the locks and slashed the leather. Serenity




Well, now it is official. Mark Zuckerberg was not so smart after all, but just fronting for the CIA in one of the biggest Intelligence coups of all times. But there remains one small problem, the CIA is not supposed




Here’s the history of the world in silly hats, for a bit of fun. Most of our history is behind us but some of it is in front of us, as it has already happened in a backwards-in-time dimension. So





